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Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Four by Captain Turtle

Captain Turtle — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:30:56 +0000

U da man. Very nice. Rich Elliot showed me this. Shoooootz!

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Six by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:47:11 +0000

Also, if they were being walked like a dog, their shit would be smaller to clean up.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Six by Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:30:20 +0000

The unemployment rate will be above 15% by January, I’m the chairman and I guarantee it.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Five by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:14:53 +0000

That little fucker Matt has one testicle. How did he get Jamie preggers?

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Four by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:45:29 +0000

I’ll punch you in the face for free. Fuck your sex appeal. I get hit on by transvestites all day long. That’s better than some professional hooker.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Three by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:01:27 +0000

This Kevin friend of your sounds all too familiar. Is he 6’5″?

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Three by Davis

Davis — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:02:55 +0000

good to hear how the younger half are living these days

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Two by Johnnybegood

Johnnybegood — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:45:31 +0000

Hello,
Love the site; love the stories, love sex and basketball.
First and foremost I would like to admit that I have a problem. I have a girlfriend who I love very dearly and she feels the same way about me. However, we have very different schedules’ and thus I get completely ass drunk every weekend and drive around like a hooligan after a Manchester United game looking for drugs, alcohol, and sadly more pussy. Sometimes I nock mirrors off of parked cars and laugh, other times I straight up crash into parked cars back up and drive away.
My girlfriend works as a bartender and most night’s she’s working late so instead of sitting there and waiting for her I just go fucking nuts.
An interesting development, last weekend my girlfriend was working the night shift at buffalo wild wings, so one of my coworkers and I decided to get fucking hammered. I work out in Naperville and its ways away from the city so we start drinking at 8pm on Friday at some local watering hole. The night starts out gutsy as immediately as we get to the bar three fat chics attack us by the bar. My coworker is nice and plays it off coolly just sipping his beer. However, after an hour of this nonsense, 8 Jamison shots, 3 shmiticks, I’m starting to feel the power of alcohol. I got up and picked up my beer and poured it all over one of the fat chics, and when I say fat I mean 5’5 250 round puffy face, round puffy stomach, no neck, and just a disgusting apparition of what a woman should look like. We immediately get kicked out of our first bar.
Instead of taking the metra to the city, we take my car, the ride on 94 is fantastic I am weaving in and out of traffic like Jeff Gordon; you know what I could probably drive better than Jeff Gordon at that point. I think my reflexes get better with more alcohol.
We get to the city as we are starting to sober up and we go to our next bar “rocket” there we meet up with two chics who are kinda cute. I immediately down two Jamison’s and two guinesses the chics wanna go so now after a total of 10 shots of jamo and 5 beers I decide to pay the $150 bar tab because at this point even though I make 30k I year I feel much cooler than I am. We go to the next bar, note: we walk there my car is in a garage, I don’t remember the name of the bar because I am so hammered at this point.
We get downstairs and there’s no one there I immediately light up a cigarette and start smoking inside, I tell my coworker its fine I know the manager, 10 minutes later I’m 15 shots deep and 12 beers deep. My girlfriend calls me, I don’t pick up.
We go to the next bar, it’s called mothers I believe on division, I fall down the stairs on the way down to the lower level. I have another two shots of Jamison and three beers. I don’t know where I am or what I’m doing I tell my buddy I’m leaving. My girlfriend texts me I don’t respond. I am stumbling around and some fat chic grabs my ass I turn around and make out with her.
She takes me back to her place and blows me I don’t know what’s happening. I run back to mothers have another 5 shots of jamo to forget.

I take out the stub of where I parked my car give it to the cabby and he takes me there. I stumble out of the car and somehow manage to get my car out of the garage. I am driving I don’t know where I blink BAM I hit a parked car and my car isn’t moving. I get out walk a block get in a cab and wake up in my bed the next morning.

I have a problem, I have a drinking problem.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Two by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:40:03 +0000

I get there early so I can use the glory hole in the bathroom.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-Two by Davis

Davis — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:01:43 +0000

only time I’m ever late arriving at my destination, it’s always the airline’s fault

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-One by Roger

Roger — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:19:06 +0000

Hey Mac,

You sound like a dickhead and maybe you don’t know how to use your dick, that’s why you don’t like chics and they don’t like you.

First of all, how can you not like chics, you don’t have to talk them man, I feel your pain they’re dumb; however, they are needed in this world and the next. In addition, to procreation it’s really nice to stick it in every now and then.

Hate is such a powerful word, I take it you’re depressed, unsure of what to do with your life and you’re taking it out on a blog you fucking dickhead.

It’s not the end of the world that you can’t or won’t or don’t have time to fuck, so don’t make it sound like it is.

The economy – the economy is not going to fail, and neither is America. We’ve made it through the revolutionary war, the civil war, WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, the great depression and many others and everyone is still alive and kicking. There are still people on Wall Street making 100k bonuses, believe me, I work on wall st.

If you don’t like TV, then don’t fucking watch it, tune it out, it’s really not a big deal man you just gotta relax.

I wouldn’t worry about nukes man, if they get them, you won’t feel a thing when it drops on Chicago, why don’t you concentrate on other things, like pussy.

Viruses – are you an idiot?

I take it from your long work week, and your negative outlook on life, you’re probably an investment banker that didn’t get a 100k bonus this year. In addition, you don’t have time to use your dick, so now you hate everyone and everything.

My advice – use your dick, its nice, god gave it to you for a reason, stop hating yourself and women, again use your dick and all your problems will be solved. Ya dumb fuck

Roger

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-One by MacMark

MacMark — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:10:22 +0000

It’s 10pm right now and I’m still at work, I hate my job. I have been sitting in my chair so long that the area between my nut sack on my legs is starting to chafe and my skin is getting irritated. In addition, my ass has been sweating all day and that doesn’t feel very nice either.

I am one of those guys that hate everything. I can’t stand women because they are either too dumb or too smart. If they don’t like me they are just too dumb to understand what I would do to them. If however they do like me they’re morons as well because they are too smart to understand what I would do to them. Yes it’s a contradicting statement but think about it, use your imagination, and make your own conclusions.

I cant stand TV anymore, i’ve noticed that they play CNBC pretty much anywhere you go to these days. Financial news, financial news, financial news, jesus fucking christ theres no good news like bad news, this new business news fad we are going through wont last and once they find something else much more negative to report on we’ll forget about our economy.

Which brings me to my next point – i dont know if you guys are aware but the US economy has already failed us. when one says “too big to fail” one is already nationalizing our nations biggest coporations. In a sense your implying that you wont let them fail. In addition to the socialism we are going through right now, we have just pumped in 4 trillion dollars into our economy and abroad. Hyper inflation is not an idea, it will be a reality within the next 36 months. If you have a 401k i would take your money out right now and buy commodities, although i dont even know if those will be safe.

As if the economy and all the bullshit in life wasn’t enough including my 90 hr a week job that fucking sucks donkey balls, we have terrorists that are fighting a war in Pakistan which has a stockpile of nuclear warheads. If for example these guys get their hands on these, you can kiss your kids goodnight take some valium and wait for the end.

We have viruses mutating everyday and at any given moment scientists predict there will be a global wide pandemic; you think swine flu is bad, go Wikipedia the common flue – it used to kill everyone it infected.

It’s the end of the world and we know it, I feel fine.

Kumate

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty-One by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:56:10 +0000

BOOOOO! You have some serious explaining to do as to why this edition was a DOOZIE. I should arrest your ass just for writing it.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Twenty by Davis

Davis — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:38:54 +0000

I vote yes on the meds

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Nineteen, Johnnie Walker Blue Label Series – Part Two by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:40:38 +0000

What is this sentimental shit you write about this week? I am offended. And I don’t shit in my pants anymore on the weekends. It’s a Tuesday event for me now – as “Dancing With the Stars” makes me sick to my stomach.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Nineteen, Johnnie Walker Blue Label Series – Part Two by Dirty Uncle Bruce

Dirty Uncle Bruce — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:04:20 +0000

I can’t believe it. An entire weekly column that’s not sexual in nature!?

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Eighteen by Davis

Davis — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:01:51 +0000

I remember from my college drinking days that the biggest boast was how little you could remember from the night before. I guess that’s a good thing.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Seventeen by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:58:22 +0000

Who is Doyle Brunson, and what is this “Bloodsport” you speak of? The only “bloodsport” is the one happening at the tip of your penis.

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Seventeen by Davis

Davis — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:50:24 +0000

I mention “J” in my post today — check it out if you get the chance. You’ve got the sense of humor to appreciate it, I think

Comment on WTFWJCVDD – Edition Sixteen by Donna Blohme

Donna Blohme — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:29:40 +0000

My father is so cheap, I’ve been using that sandpaper to wipe my ass since I was seven. It’s only been since I was seven because I shit my pants for the first seven years. After that, I realized having shit-stained underwear wasn’t cool.