WTFWJCVDD – Edition Five

Dear Subscribers:

We at WTFWJCVDD truly enjoy sharing our stories with you all and enjoy reading the feedback that we get from people from week to week. We also enjoy bloweys from women slightly overweight, but that is not relevant to this weeks editorial.

Recently, we received an email from one of our subscribers that was very upset with his girlfriend and he chose to express his dissatisfaction with us. After reading and reflecting on what he wrote, we thought it would be great to share with you. We received the permission of the person who wrote the letter to the editors to share his perspective with you, but beware of the strong words used:

Prediction…PAAAIN -

The pain produced by women will never cease to exist. We endure so many different kinds as men that it’s pretty amazing that we don’t get credit for being “tough” like women do for shitting out a tiny baby.

Physical pain: We constantly take abuse by trying to fit an over sized penis into a tiny butthole – that like women – is not forgiving. Additionally, since women are brain dead, they generally do not understand the complexity and sensitivity of the penis. A mildly sexually active man stands a 74% chance that at one point, a women will have removed the skin right off of his johnson. Whether it be from involving teeth in a process where they stand no business, or rubbing the shit out of baby soft skin with a hand until it bleeds – uunrrrreal.

Mental pain: This type of suffering that men endure is a continuous headache from listening to women think out loud. Their irrationality along with their tiny brains make men wonder why they had to be designed to have such beautiful bodies. But then we come to an understanding that if it were not for their ability to make our dicks turn rock hard, we would not ever listen to the asinine bullshit that spews from their filthy mouths thus inhibiting the survival of man through procreation. The true pleasure I get from oral sex is the serenity of silence from my girlfriend’s mouth being preoccupied by a move I call the toungue pinner.

Emotional pain: I have heard of sexual acts from other countries where taking a shit on your partner’s chest is desirable. While I have never had the opportunity to try this, I have certainly been the recipient of a devil woman crapping on my heart.  Unfortunately, women have been confused about their purpose on this earth and the result has been harmful to all men. Luckily, I have found a temporary solution. When these women get out of line and think that they are god’s gift to this earth, simply provide them with a money shot on their face and they will be humbled. I warn you, like taking acetaminophen for the flu, it only provides temporary relief.

Why in the world we are terrified of what lies ahead for us after death and the potentials of hell, I do not know. As far as I’m concerned the divorce rate is an example of our desire to remove ourselves from the depths of hell on a daily basis. May god have mercy on MANkind…