Welcome to WTFWJCVDD

Hello All -

Your involuntary subscription to the new release of WTFWJCVDD (What The Fuck Would Jean Claude Van Damme Do) is not only much appreciated, but may very well prove to have a certain value to its readers.

You didn’t sign up or pay for this subscription? We at WTFWJCVDD are aware of that. We have decided to offer a special subscription for the first term offering of this e-zine – no need to thank us.

What the fuck is WTFWJCVDD? In its most basic form, it’s a spin off from an old traditional rant that used to be the joy of many people’s week despite being sent out inconsistently. Its overall purpose is to provide a break from the monotony or sameness that occurs is our every day lives. For those of you struggling in life, we hope this editorial brings you hope. For those of you that feel jubilant every day just to be alive, stop spitting it in our fucking faces (we’re the ones that give the money shots).

Who is responsible for this new e-zine? WTFWJCVDD is brought to you by WulfPak Productions. Who are the writers that are a part of WulfPak Productions? The writers of this e-zine wish to have anonymity – they arbitrarily chose this name.

This first publication is just to inform you about WTFWJCVDD. You will receive a release at the first of every week. If you suffer from fecal incontinence, no sense of comicality, or are a bitch, please email this address back with “sackless” in the subject matter and your free subscription will be terminated.

We look forward to sharing with you,

WulfPak